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Tuesday, June 4, 2013

S10 // "GAME OF THRONES" SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 REVIEW....

//POR RIKI LEE / E-10// 3 JUNIO / 13.....

 ( RIKI LEE ): ( IN FULL - ENGLISH ) "The Rains Of Castamere":  And so it begins...Nice day for a RED WEDDING....From this point on.....there shall be many more significant deaths in the story....here´s where the characters stand.

 Samwell:  Sam and Gilly finally reached The Wall.  Sam was a man with a plan.  Thorough reading enabled him to learn of a certain "Black Gate", an enchanted teleport door straight through the ice that had been created for use only by members of The Night’s Watch.

 Daenerys:  The Khaleesi is getting tired of her quest to conquer Yunkai.....Well, Daenerys doesn’t actually have to do anything herself at this point, which makes things interesting for us as viewers.

 Bran and Jon:  Yet another ragtag group made their way to The Gift, a long piece of land bestowed upon The Night’s Watch by BRAN THE BUILDER;  Beautiful land, but threats from wildlings drove people from the land years prior to Bran’s arrival.  Jojen, Meera, Hodor, Rickon and of course, Osha joined him on his journey north.....and she´s quite possibly the most superstitious character we have on Game of Thrones. I love watching Osha interact with the youngins, especially Rickon, who is never short on spunk.....Eh,  BOSS?  

 ( E-10 ):  Rik.....I don´t give a sH1T about Daenerys or Jon......Get....TO THE.... Fø(K1N.....WEDDING.

 The Red Wedding:  THE KING IN THE NORTH continued to strategize his plan to invade Casterly Rock, the home of the Lannisters.  He’d take their gold, claim their land, and prove Tywin Lannister to be entirely human and thus, entirely beatable.  Catelyn shared a nice moment with her son, who asked for her advice.  The risk was worth the chance for vengeance and Ned Stark’s head had been severed far too long to not go hard now.  This is war, and Robb had no other true choice....

 After Edmure and Roslin were carried off during the very traditional and completely ridiculous, bedding ceremony, Catelyn Stark seemed to sense that something was wron....

 ( E-10 ):  RIK.......just.....get.....to the FREY MAN STABBING TALISA´S PREGNANT BELLY and the rest of the QUENTIN TARANTINO BLOOD BATH PORTION OF THIS EP....
  
 ( RIK ):  Crossbows began to fire before a Frey man took a knife to Talisa’s pregnant stomach with several deep stabs.  Rob himself was riddled with arrows, while Catelyn fell beneath a bench.

 Robb ( still alive ) clawed his way across the floor to his dead wife, whose corpse was absolutely terrifying to look at.  The devastation of that brutal death SENT ME INTO SHOCK and the rest of the events of this Red Wedding seemed to take place in some other parallel dimension.  Robb looked absolutely out of touch, while Catelyn attempted to quash the coup, grabbing Frey’s young wife by her hair.  The Stark mother pleaded for Robb’s life, offering herself as a prisoner and threatening to kill the girl if Robb was not set free....but Frey has no problems in wife - replacing so The eldest Stark son was murdered in cold blood by Roose Bolton.  Enraged, Catelyn slit the Frey girl’s throat before letting out one last scream....Then, she too had her throat slit....
 ( E-10 ):  "Out of touch"???  Robb´s face was like:  "Oh look, that dude just stabbed my wife in her belly killing her and my unborn child...Wait, WHAAAaa???"....Yeah, that was really some curve ball they threw at us with those 4 deaths - from Robb onward being back - to - back - and the best part WAS THE SILENT CREDITS....These people made sure no GOT FAN would sleep that night.......and to tell you the truth RIK, the sequence was so well done,  especially the Catelyn slit, THAT I´VE RAPED THE HELL out of the REWIND BUTTON on 
my DVR....

 HBO really got TWITTER TO EXPLODE....cause for the 2ND TIME AROUND before a finale, we have....apparently....a vast majority of fans who´ve shown NO INTEREST in reading George R. R. Martin´s  "A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE" novels which are the basis of this show....To them, the books just don´t exist, period.....and they´re screaming as if the TARANTINO BLOOD FEST that ended Robb, Catelyn, Talisa and all those poor wedding guests....was the product of some brainstorming reunion that took place over at TIME WARNER HEADQUARTERS just to see how far could "GAME OF THRONES" push the envelope and get away with it for ratings sake ( as if they actually needed them ).....Hell, this is Ned Stark all over again:  "OOOOOOOOOOOooooohhhhh, how dare they kill SEAN BEAN!!!  HE WAS THE STAR OF THE SHOW!!!!  GODDAMN YOU HBO!!!  I´m not watching anymore!!!" BLABLABLABLA....Robb´s death was written like A VERY LONG TIME AGO;  IT´S ON THE FREAKING "A STORM OF SWORDS" BOOK FOR CRYIN´OUT LOUD!!!!  I wonder if these GOT fans who took their complaints to Twitter also watch "The Walking Dead"...What´s gonna happen when ( if that TV SERIES has the balls to adapt it ) Carl Grimes gets shot in the face....JUST LIKE THE COMIC, are they gonna scream too????!!!!  You should read the TWITTER "Fø(K YOU" outrage directed at George RIK, IT´S HILARIOUS!!!! 

THE RED WEDDING TWITTER ACCOUNT.....

 ( RIK ):  George R. R. Martin has quite obviously, received plenty of complaints from angry fans over the death of the Starks, "Game Of Thrones" first family, but the death of our beloved northerners serves as a fantastic example of why we love this story.  Martin didn’t kill the characters, as he’s explained before, the other characters did.  No one is safe.  Well, except for Arya, because there is no way in white walker hell she’s not going to get her revenge.

 So, what did you think of GOT SEASON 3 EPISODE 9?  Are you sad to see Robb and Catelyn go the way of Eddard Stark or had they made one too many bad decisions to deserve victory?  Will Arya eventually get her sweet revenge?  What does Daario have up his sleeve?  Did you sympathize with Ygritte as Jon rode off?  Will you miss that wonderful wildling woman known as Osha?...WATCH THE BLOOD BATH BELOW WHILE IT 
LASTS.....And for a spanish review, here´s someone who also was so shocked...He broke film - review format to write his review....

MARIO ALEGRE FEMENÍAS / PRIMERA HORA LINK... http://www.primerahora.com/entretenimiento/tv/nota/gameofthronesdejaalpublicoboquiabierto-926234/

 MORE "GAME OF THRONES" SEASON 3 STUFF in (http://www.hbo.com/#/game-of-thrones)

"GAME OF THRONES" 3.9: "THE RAINS OF CASTAMERE"....
( COURTESY HBO ) POSTED BY (http://www.nowvideo.eu/video/d1bd11277952c)

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